Since I'm no more active at the Fachschaftsrat Informatik of the University of Saarland anymore, I have transferred all my university time legacy web pages from http://fsinfo.cs.uni-sb.de/~abe/ to this interim host at http://fsinfo.noone.org/~abe/ with only minimal modifications, mainly e-mail addresses.
Most pages on this interim host won't be updated anymore until they are moved (and redirected) step by step to their future home somewhere under http://noone.org/.
Please also note that my former e-mail address
abe@fsinfo.cs.uni-sb.de is
no more valid. Use abe@deuxchevaux.org
instead.
— Axel Beckert, Zürich, 23rd of September 2007
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15:34 * XTaran hat noch keines der WM-Spiele gesehen. (Aber fast jeden taz-Artikel dazu gelesen. ;-) 15:37 <chris101> XTaran: WM in der TAZ ist wie Playboy als ASCII 15:37 <XTaran> chris: Genau. aalib ist ja auch cool. ;-))) 15:37 <chris101> :) |
/usr/src/linux/net/inet/tcp.c
)
who | grep -i blonde | xargs talk; cd $HOME; wine; talk; touch; unzip;
touch; strip; gasp; finger; gasp; mount; fsck; more; yes; gasp;
uptime; umount; make clean; sleep
s/y/k/
That prints "unphooey". (Yes, there are still unresolved issues having to do with visibility of "@_". I'm ignoring that question for the moment. (But note that if we make "@_" lexically scoped, those anonymous subroutines can act like closures... (Gee, is this sounding a little Lispish? (Never mind.))))(Found in
perlsub(1)
)
#!/usr/bin/perl $$=42;$_=qq 93233313242132627322017304228173024422013152317309;while(!!$_){$:= $|++;s$[1-4][0-8]$$e;$==$&;$\=pack c,$;=$|.$:;$=+=$=!=$$?$$:-$=-$;;$,=$=+$$;$@ .=pack c,$!!=$$-$;?!!$!!=$:?$=+$$:$,-$$:$,^$|<<chr$;+$|+$$;$!=$,;$|=$:}print$@
if
(0 == 1) quit
will cause bc to terminate.checking for life_signs in -lKenny... no Oh my god, they killed Kenny! You bastards!(From the
./configure
output of Eterm 0.8.10)
<kodomo> grsch@robin:/~>diff god.txt root.txt <kodomo> 1c1 <kodomo> < G <kodomo> --- <kodomo> > R <kodomo> 3c3,4 <kodomo> < d <kodomo> --- <kodomo> > o <kodomo> > t |
if (argc > 1 && strcmp(argv[1], "-advice") == 0) { printf("Don't Panic!\n"); exit(42); } |
unzip ; touch ; finger ; mount ; gasp ; yes ; umount ; sleep
Hint for the answer: not everything is computer-oriented. Sometimes you're
in a sleeping bag, camping out with your girlfriend.for i in *.dvi do xdvi $i done
" in a GUI?;)
echo "\$0&\$0">_;chmod +x _;./_
<30A0CAD5.167EB0E7@cscip.uni-sb.de>
am 1995-11-08)
#unix
)
rm -rf /
´. :-)C:\ONGRTLNS.W95