I do not hate
xorlove Windows, I hate and love Windows... That's why I can laugh about Windows and still use it.
This jokes site was made without use of any HTML editor, only using
vim! ;-) on a Sun SparcStation II (nothing else than our beloved
fsinfo) running SunOS 4.1.3 or on my PC
azkarunning SuSE Linux.[M-%] [C-Q] [C-M] [Enter] [Enter] [!]
All the funny jokes I read or heard, all the funny things I saw, are gathered on this site. I found them in rec.humor, de.talk.jokes, fido.ger.jokes or other humorus newsgroups as well as in the WWW, in .plan files or in signatures. Also there were many jokes e-mailed me by people from all around the world. See also credits.
Just have a look on my guestbook. I would be glad, if you leave a note in it.
These pages are copyright © 1996 - 98 by me. As mentioned above the content is not by me, so I don't have a copyright on the jokes, the funny pictures and other things listed. If I know about a copyright on a special item it is noticed.
I don't mind if you copy some jokes or pictures from this collection and put it on your home page, etc. (may be some others do ;-) But it's not allowed to copy any source code (parts or whole pages) and use it without a comment on the origin. Before mirroring any of these pages, please drop me a note, so that I can link the page.
I think visitors since 1st of July 0x7CC and up to 100 visits per day (long time average somewhere around 50 visits per day) are a reason to include those people, who helped me keeping this site growing by sending me new Windows jokes or just told me some. :-)And a lot of thanx to Micro$oft for making all this possible and for releasing always new Windows versions with new and more creative bugs... (I think, there is no link necessary, you all know where to find Bill and his friends... ;-)
Bastian Kleineidam aka Calvinfor being added with Windows 95 - Plug and prayto one of Mawans signatures; Rainer Michael Schmid aka RaMSchfor his Unix rulez - MS sucks page; Christoph Appel,for sending me new Windows jokes via e-mail; and last but not least those I forgot. Also thanks to Daniel Bruno for forwarding me a lot of further Windows jokes and to Holger Krause for forwarding a lot of Windows jokes to Daniel Bruno. ;-) Tobias Becker, Nikki Britz aka dyfa, Jeremiah Dickson, Christian Felcmann, Lisa Henretty, Uwe Knietzsch, Nicole Matheus aka voyager, Ignacio Merani, Erik Meltzer, Hilmar Preusse, Christian Reichert, DJ ByteDisaster, Lipp, Mickey Mouse
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Suggestions, critics and especially new Windows jokes are always welcome. BTW: Funny flame-mails are welcome, too. Other flame-mails' destiny will be the killfile.