Legacy web pages of Axel Beckert

Since I'm no more active at the Fachschaftsrat Informatik of the University of Saarland anymore, I have transferred all my university time legacy web pages from http://fsinfo.cs.uni-sb.de/~abe/ to this interim host at http://fsinfo.noone.org/~abe/ with only minimal modifications, mainly e-mail addresses.

Most pages on this interim host won't be updated anymore until they are moved (and redirected) step by step to their future home somewhere under http://noone.org/.

Please also note that my former e-mail address abe@fsinfo.cs.uni-sb.de is no more valid. Use abe@deuxchevaux.org instead.

Axel Beckert, Zürich, 23rd of September 2007

Collection Of Windows Jokes - Error Messages

[Index] [Jokes ENG] [Jokes GER] [Short Stories] [Songs] [Prayers] [95 ?] [Pictures] [Fun Errors] [Real Errors] [Links ENG] [Links GER]

  1. DOS Error #01: Windows loading, come back tomorrow
  2. DOS Error #02: Windows loaded. System in danger.
  3. DOS Error #03: Windows not found: (C)heer (P)arty (D)ance
  4. DOS Error #04: Out of disk space. Delete Windows? (Y)es (H)ell yes!
  5. Windows Error #01: No error... ...yet.
  6. Windows Error #02: Multitasking attempted. System confused.
  7. Windows Error #03: Unexplained error.
  8. Windows Error #04: Reserved for future mistakes
  9. Windows Error #05: Nonexistent error. This cannot really be happening.
  10. Windows Error #06: Unable to exit windows. Try the door.
  11. Windows Error #07: Door locked. Try control-alt-delete
  12. Windows Error #08: Keyboard locked. Try anything you can think of.
  13. Windows Error #09: Mouse not found. Press mouse button to continue.
  14. Windows Error #09: Game Over. Exiting Windows.
  15. Win95 Error #01: Insufficient money spent in hardware.
To be continued...

[Index] [Jokes ENG] [Jokes GER] [Short Stories] [Songs] [Prayers] [95 ?] [Pictures] [Fun Errors] [Real Errors] [Links ENG] [Links GER]

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