Legacy web pages of Axel Beckert

Since I'm no more active at the Fachschaftsrat Informatik of the University of Saarland anymore, I have transferred all my university time legacy web pages from http://fsinfo.cs.uni-sb.de/~abe/ to this interim host at http://fsinfo.noone.org/~abe/ with only minimal modifications, mainly e-mail addresses.

Most pages on this interim host won't be updated anymore until they are moved (and redirected) step by step to their future home somewhere under http://noone.org/.

Please also note that my former e-mail address ~~abe@fsinfo.cs.uni-sb.de~~ is no more valid. Use abe@deuxchevaux.org instead.

— Axel Beckert, Zürich, 23rd of September 2007

Collection Of Windows Jokes - Error Messages

DOS Error #01: Windows loading, come back tomorrow

DOS Error #02: Windows loaded. System in danger.

DOS Error #03: Windows not found: (C)heer (P)arty (D)ance

DOS Error #04: Out of disk space. Delete Windows? (Y)es (H)ell yes!

Windows Error #01: No error... ...yet.

Windows Error #02: Multitasking attempted. System confused.

Windows Error #03: Unexplained error.

Windows Error #04: Reserved for future mistakes

Windows Error #05: Nonexistent error. This cannot really be happening.

Windows Error #06: Unable to exit windows. Try the door.

Windows Error #07: Door locked. Try control-alt-delete

Windows Error #08: Keyboard locked. Try anything you can think of.

Windows Error #09: Mouse not found. Press mouse button to continue.

Windows Error #09: Game Over. Exiting Windows.

Win95 Error #01: Insufficient money spent in hardware.

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