Legacy web pages of Axel Beckert

Since I'm no more active at the Fachschaftsrat Informatik of the University of Saarland anymore, I have transferred all my university time legacy web pages from http://fsinfo.cs.uni-sb.de/~abe/ to this interim host at http://fsinfo.noone.org/~abe/ with only minimal modifications, mainly e-mail addresses.

Most pages on this interim host won't be updated anymore until they are moved (and redirected) step by step to their future home somewhere under http://noone.org/.

Please also note that my former e-mail address abe@fsinfo.cs.uni-sb.de is no more valid. Use abe@deuxchevaux.org instead.

— Axel Beckert, Zürich, 23rd of September 2007

Collection Of Windows Jokes - What means the 95 of Windows 95

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  1. The number how may times it will crash an hour.
  2. The number of seconds before it crashes.
  3. The number of floppy disks you it will ship on.
  4. The percentage of people who will have to upgrade their hardware.
  5. The number of Megs at least needed for installation
  6. The number of Fast Installation Help pages in the manual
  7. The number of hours needed to install it
  8. The percentage of existing Windows programs that won't run under Windows 95
  9. The number of calls to Micro$oft's support hot line, before you manage to run it
  10. The number of people who really buy it.
  11. The number of MHz, your computer at least needs to run it
  12. The year, it should be released
  13. The number of zeros on the end of Bill Gate's paycheck

Collection Of Windows Jokes - And what means the 3.11 of Windows 3.11?

  1. It can delete 11 MB automatically in 3 seconds...
To be continued...

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